plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

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my-flourish-and-blotts:

A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

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dutchster:

"Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage"

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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trolltina:

A+ parenting

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gooftroopin:

me:

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you:

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